Please Stop Reading my Posts: Official Notification

Dear Readers

I guess you did not read the fine prints; well obviously you did not look hard enough. Though I used a red elegant font, but it seems the ink is invisible.

Anyway, this is the notification:

–       If you have a pace maker in-planted and you’re a god fearing being. Please stop reading my posts.

–       If you believe in saints, demons and whatever. Please stop reading my posts.

–       If sarcasm gives you a malaise or a heartburn. Please stop reading my posts.

–       If you are a staunch church, mosque, temple, wherever or whatever subscriber. Please stop reading my posts, unless you need to Repent.

–       If you feel the urge to correct me or show me the way. Please stop reading my posts.

–       If by any chance you feel offended. Please stop reading my posts.

–       If for any reason you don’t like what you see. Please close your eyes.

–       If you are a religious zealot. Please get away from my page.

–        If you don’t like my views, opinions, philosophies, photos, arts, foods and whatever. Please go sue me.

–       If you believe in heaven and hell. Please grow up or stop reading my posts.

–       If you feel you need to object. Please refrain, I am blind and deaf.

–       This blog might become too sensitive for the weak at heart. This is your chance to stop reading my posts.

–       If you have any other problems. Please GET OVER IT.

–       If you have no problems with the above criteria. Please stay tuned.

Thank you all for liking and keeping me company.

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